There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.
A significant decline in dementors as well.
Well, that certain sums up my feelings towards Google.
“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”
I could stare at this until I die.
pacific rim where everything is the same except the kaiju are giant rubber ducks
Yea so my mom was yelling at me to put on some makeup so I at least look like a girl, and me being me I just had to be a little shit and do this.
the one selfie that reaches over 1k notes and its me looking like this wHy
Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued
guys with sleeve tattoos wearing dress shirts with the sleeves rolled up fuck man
This should always be on my dash!
…can I just cry about how he keeps looking at her after he releases her? Because you’d think he would just walk away, whatever, emotions whatever. But NO. HE FUCKING STARES AT HER LIKE “I WILL RETURN FOR YOU, MY WOMAN, AND WE WILL FRICKLE FRACKLE. MY DING DANG DIDDLY DOO WILL BE IN YOUR ANGEL HAIR PASTA SOON BBY.”